Payet: Pressure from the French dressing room

Things haven’t been normal since he came back from the Euro’s. Like why did he come back so late? He wasn’t the only one in the Euro’s and all came back on time for training in the PL except for Payet who mysteriously went missing and just appeared out of nowhere weeks later. 

Bilic and club quiet over the matter because hey its Payet! But this is how I reckon it’s all gone tits up. He goes to the Euro’s and the team get together for their home competition full of stars. 

No sooner has Dimitri put his training back down and the piss taking begins…

‘West who?’ comes a comment from across the changing room.

After their first game Payet is a hero! He sleeps with a big grin on his face thinking ‘everyone now knows my name!’

Arrives for training the next day and so it begins… 

‘What the fuck are you doing at West Ham?’

‘you have to leave them’

‘Come to my team Dimitri, we’re in Europe. You ain’t getting any younger’

‘You can double your money with us’

He would have had to deal with this the whole competition from his team mates. So much so he’s convinced himself ‘they are right, I’m better then WHU’

He then starts to plan his exit. Best way to angle a move he thinks? Play shit and act like a moody wanker.

Club see this so offer him a new contract with more money. This is where Dimitri now levels up to cunt status.

He says nothing. Takes the pay rise but yep still plays shit and acts like a moody wanker, hey if you’re going to move at least move with an even bigger bulging wallet.

Look people. Players come and go, official lines that he isn’t for sale are bullshit we just need to get as much money as we can for him and let him fuck off.

More important at the moment are new targets and survival.

This entry was posted by theboleyninheritance.

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