Gareth Bale – We have made a record breaking bid with Taylor going the other way.
Scott Parker – Turned us down in favour of playing in the Championship!? Deal agreed with QPR.
Troy Deeney – Apparently we’ve had scouts watching the Watford striker. Problem is, so have quite a few other teams, including $pur$
Quag – According to RAI (main TV channel in Italy) we have struck a deal for Fabio Quagliarella but other sources say it’s Norwich City (don’t they have enough strikers?) and further sources say it’s Sunderland blah blah blah
Troy Deeney – We are linked to the Watford striker
Mini Judas – We have made a bid for Jermaine Defoe.
Maiga – Like I said heavily linked to St Etienne (money in the coffer)
Diarra – Linked to Hull City, Downing has Diarras number but I’m hearing Diarra has changed his number. (money in the coffer)
Sam and Steve having a chat along Baker Street (fuck sake all these HD cameras and surprise surprise this image is blurry)