We just aren’t important enough!
So I went into the Adidas shop in Westfields shopping centre today. I bought myself a new pair of trainers and while paying I asked the girl at the counter if they were planning on selling West Ham shirts in the future.
Who? She replied (bare in mind this was west London and a wall was full of Chelsea shirts) she asked her manager and the manager replied no because we aren’t important enough!
I kept a straight serious look on my face and said but you are willing to plaster your name all over our merchandise and make quite a few million in the process for such an unimportant club.
to think I just spent £60 quid in that shop as well!