The loan signings
Well I’ve been through all of our signings so lets have a look at Allardyces loan signings shall we?
Andy Carroll 6/10
Costing us a fortune with wages Carroll was tipped to solve our goal scoring issues and Sam told the board that he is the man we need and I’ll build the team around him. I’m still not convinced simply because Andy still has this thing in the back of his mind the he could be off up north in the summer so doesn’t really have his heart in this club.
Hasn’t scored the goals we hoped for but you cant deny he is a real handful! Probably hasn’t had a the best of service partly because Jarvis hasn’t turned out to be the signing we hoped either! Nolan’s form has dipped since Christmas as well so lots of factors to take into consideration. Worth 17 million quid next summer? I think not….
Marouane Chamakh 3/10
A total waste of time and money. He is clearly shite, all the Arsenal fans knew so but our scouts and Allardyce didn’t? He will never play for us again so that’s more money down the shitter!
Emanuel ‘MadDog’ Pogatetz 5/10
I’m giving him a 5 because I don’t know yet but from what I saw at Villa he is Repka in disguise. A man to be feared but cant play football to save his life! Austrians should stick to skiing and making strudels!
Wellington Boot ?/10
Will he ever play for us? Well no he wont is the answer unless Carroll gets injured that is. Yeah Allardyce has brought in all these strikers to cover one solitary position upfront. What is the point? Welly has flown across the Atlantic to score for fun against 21yr old’s (Comical stuff really)