Jussi – Dropped and replaced, yet again stood frozen on the spot as Berbatov somehow sneaked in a header between him and the post. Should of had that easily covered and made no attempt to stop it!
Demel – Made some darting runs but this guy isn’t a defender and we have just extended his contract. WTF!?
Reid – Pretty much had to do all the defending and goalkeeping
Tomkins – Fucking useless, sell him to the highest bidder today!
O’Brien – Anonymous
Diame – Only bright spark today and I wouldn’t blame him if he jumped ship TBH
Noble – Tried to hold the midfield together but was missing at times
Nolan – Finally got his goal and confidence was back for a while after it, but still missing for long periods of the game
Jarvis – One of our worst buys. Cant believe we have spent so much on such a pony as Jarvis. This guy has no end product whatsoever!
J Cole – Started brightly and then simply disappeared
Chamakh – What have we done!? Carlton is a class above this fella!
FatSam – Got it all wrong today, it’s not only our players it’s his formation. Replaces a striker with a striker when we are losing and when he finally brought on two strikers he played Carroll on the right so not to mess with his 4-5-fucking 1 formation. Allardyce wont get sacked but you be sure they wont extend his contract at the end of the season.
Ginge with a chip on his shoulder
Class above the rest
Nolan finally nets a goal but it wasn’t enough
Yes we cant believe it either, you were meant to be shit.