A transfer is based on a lot of things but I’m almost certain one thing isn’t even considered when bringing a player to a club.
His stats and yet they are rarely wrong.
When Sakho arrived he averaged 15 – 20 goals a season for Metz. When he arrived you could see the fella knew where the back of the goal was.
Then take a look at Zaza. He averaged 8-10 goals a season so it was pretty damn obvious he’d struggle in the Prem and he did.
You’d think we’d learn. Yet again the stats haven’t been looked at because now we are linked to Niang.
You thought Zaza stats were back? Check out Niang! This fella averages 5 goals a season! What exactly is WHU expecting from this poor excuse of a striker? Let’s hope it isn’t goals…
Milan supporters are clubbing together to get him chauffeured to Milan airport and made sure he gets on that fight out…
Things haven’t been normal since he came back from the Euro’s. Like why did he come back so late? He wasn’t the only one in the Euro’s and all came back on time for training in the PL except for Payet who mysteriously went missing and just appeared out of nowhere weeks later.
Bilic and club quiet over the matter because hey its Payet! But this is how I reckon it’s all gone tits up. He goes to the Euro’s and the team get together for their home competition full of stars.
No sooner has Dimitri put his training back down and the piss taking begins…
‘West who?’ comes a comment from across the changing room.
After their first game Payet is a hero! He sleeps with a big grin on his face thinking ‘everyone now knows my name!’
Arrives for training the next day and so it begins…
‘What the fuck are you doing at West Ham?’
‘you have to leave them’
‘Come to my team Dimitri, we’re in Europe. You ain’t getting any younger’
‘You can double your money with us’
He would have had to deal with this the whole competition from his team mates. So much so he’s convinced himself ‘they are right, I’m better then WHU’
He then starts to plan his exit. Best way to angle a move he thinks? Play shit and act like a moody wanker.
Club see this so offer him a new contract with more money. This is where Dimitri now levels up to cunt status.
He says nothing. Takes the pay rise but yep still plays shit and acts like a moody wanker, hey if you’re going to move at least move with an even bigger bulging wallet.
Look people. Players come and go, official lines that he isn’t for sale are bullshit we just need to get as much money as we can for him and let him fuck off.
More important at the moment are new targets and survival.
We have to move they said, we have to grow as a club they said, once we move we’ll become the new Arsenal they said.
The irony in fact will be an half empty stadium by December with relegation looming over us.
Oh Sullivan what have you done…
This is actually massive because the manager has admitted what most of us have been saying for years that you can’t rely on Andy Carroll.
This will now spell the end of Andy’s disappointing and financially disastrous spell at our club.
The only question is when? Im guessing any reasonable offer that comes in will now see him go….
We haven’t seen much if either tbh. But rumour is Obiang going to be sold off and Nordtveit will officially be his replacement.
Thing is I actually rate Obiang and at times I’m convinced he should have came on for games last season.
Ok we haven’t seen much of the Viking yet but first signs weren’t very encouraging.
Obiang or Nordtveit?